Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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