i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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