UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
