how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Randomize
