Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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