U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How drunk are you?
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