I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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