first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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