ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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