she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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