Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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