Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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