He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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