guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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