Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
