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• (360): View more from Washington

  Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.

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• (760): View more from California

  I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult

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