So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dick very happy bro
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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