Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Come see our sink grown plant.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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