singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think your dad took our porno
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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