You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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