So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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