You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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