Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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