no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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