Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
...so i touched it.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
