Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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