YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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