I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Randomize
