took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Randomize
