I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
