I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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