i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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