He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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