she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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