1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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