we made out on top of his cat.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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