Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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