You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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