I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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