Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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