Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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