Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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