ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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