listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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