That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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