Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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