Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think my fart just growled at me.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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