I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it because I queefed?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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