now i know why i became what i already was.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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