We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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