and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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