The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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